I was a productive little author this weekend. Two more new chapters!
Actually I had originally planned for these two chapters to be one chapter, but . . . as per usual, the characters got carried away with their conversation, and it seemed like it would be an awfully long chapter if I stuck them together.
So. The book’s total word count so far: 94,751.
Oh noooooo, it’s almost 95,000! It’s inching ever closer to that horrific 100,000-word mark! 🙁
I am not, nor will I ever be, capable of a short novel.
I have a SHORT STORY that’s around 22,000 words. Good lord.
I’m pleased with the chapters. Two scenes that I thought would kill me were easily survivable. This is why I think if these characters ever stop surprising me, it won’t be soon.
So, yes. Couple-fights. Psychoanalysis. Minor injuries. Vegan muffins. Crazy cats. Crying. Grape juice. And EVERYONE is acting sort of creepy now, especially Mulligan. It’s weirding me out.
I can’t wait until I’m done with this monster. I really, really want to share it.
Although . . . I don’t know how the book ends. I rarely do. 🙂
(It’s okay—the characters always figure it out.)
Ah and I have introduced . . . THE MYSTERY OF THE CIGAR BOX!!! What’s inside? Condoms? Rat poison? Yo’ momma?
The world may never know.